If you have a two-storey house, make sure you bolt all entrances to the ground and if possible destroy the stairs. Satellite antenna is on the roof, and with the streets burst by the undead you don’t need other things.
Nobody knows today how the devil looks like, but if you approach a guy who looks like Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino or De Niro is a bad sign.
What’s our first weapon against zombies? Intelligence. This doesn’t mean you have to challenge them to chess.
No, no, no. No matter what they do in Independence Day, you can not infect
the network of an advanced alien fleet with a computer virus of the 90's.
the network of an advanced alien fleet with a computer virus of the 90's.
If you have lived a very dissolute life and you're already resigned to hell, bring a lid as the only provision. Given that the devil makes the pots but not the lids, the lid will be almost irreplaceable to barter.
What’s the ideal place to defend yourselves from zombies? A stadium. Secured in sideways, can hold thousands of people, the playing field can be cultivated, and you have never seen the zombies facing the turnstiles!
No stress: in a world where cities are pulverized to expanses of vitrified
ash, any restaurant you choose will be fine.
ash, any restaurant you choose will be fine.
If you're in Detroit, cheer up, the landscape will not be much worse than
that to which you were accustomed to. And the green mist is also funny, or
not?
that to which you were accustomed to. And the green mist is also funny, or
not?
Do you have problems with a race of alien cannibals? Perhaps the right
solution is to eat only songino and drink only soy milk, as long as your
meat will taste like tofu.
solution is to eat only songino and drink only soy milk, as long as your
meat will taste like tofu.
Although it may seem like a good idea, to stop a group of zombies the burst of gunfire to head height is not always the best choice: they aren’t all the same height!
Okay, there are twenty degrees below zero and mammoths are refusing to go
out into the garden, but at least no one will take more fun of you if you're
male and you like ice skating.
out into the garden, but at least no one will take more fun of you if you're
male and you like ice skating.
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