The robots must have some source of energy. If you do not find the plug, try
to immerse yourself in an inventor of robots: where would you put to make it
retractable?
to immerse yourself in an inventor of robots: where would you put to make it
retractable?
The fish are no longer edible, even if they seem freshly caught, judging by
the color of their three eyes.
the color of their three eyes.
Some alien races would just exterminate us because we are stupid. Show them
the opposite solving in mind Eisenberg inequalities under 13.
the opposite solving in mind Eisenberg inequalities under 13.
It is unknown whether the sex in paradise is made or not (all the evidence leads to support the hypothesis that is unlikely). The only recommendation: in any case, NO to condoms.
Contrary to common opinion, the best weapon to split half a human skull is the battle-axe. In the absence of anything better, there are the fire-resistent one.
Learn to be content: OK, your dryer has been destroyed by fiery-hot rain,
but the sun nine times hotter for the greenhouse effect, isn't enough?
but the sun nine times hotter for the greenhouse effect, isn't enough?
No, no, no. No machination behind the machines will make friends with them.
They do not have that kind of sense of humor.
They do not have that kind of sense of humor.
Have you seen the strange animals out there? Dolly, the cloned sheep,
suddenly seems a royal dinner.
suddenly seems a royal dinner.
Often the aliens try to mingle among humans. Some do mixing inside humans.
It is very painful, hope that doesn't happen to you.
It is very painful, hope that doesn't happen to you.
Ok, now you're in front of the Creator of all things and you realize that is Manitou. You have two things to do: hope none of your ancestors took part in the colonization of America; say that your favorite movie is "Dances with Wolves"
Kill a zombie with bow and arrows can be tedious, slow and dangerous. But if you convert to fire arrows, fun and destruction are guaranteed!
In a world where 91% of the population is buried under two hundred meters of
snow, you can be successful at the first date.
snow, you can be successful at the first date.
Do not worry about the separate collection of rubbish, it is made by the
machines. You go in the wet waste.
machines. You go in the wet waste.
In the long afternoons of nuclear winter, try to invent new games:
guaranteed fun with "One, two, three ... mushroom."
guaranteed fun with "One, two, three ... mushroom."
If you play the guitar, a boy-scout songbook will be a good source of inspiration. If you have brought with you only this guide, nothing serious: here are chord of emergency "I lift my eyes"- A/E B/E A/E B/E A/E B/E A/E B/E.
A study by the International Observatory of the Undead noted that 67% of brain-eater zombies prefer to start by left hemisphere. Keep this in mind.
If you find a spider in the soup, wait before you complain. Is it alive? Well, it's an indication that the soup is incompatible with life forms based on carbon.
In case of flooding of the Earth, the real secret is to do as Kevin Costner
in Waterworld: having the gills.
in Waterworld: having the gills.
To kill the boredom of post-bomb, invent new games: a classic post-nuclear
game is 'names, things, rubble'.
game is 'names, things, rubble'.
It seems that up there they appreciate instruments such as sounding bronzes and echoing cymbals. If you play the guitar stick scrupulously to the repertoire of Church music.
Before the others think about it, open a discount of gas masks. Call Pneumathlon, and you'll be lucky.
In case of flooding of the Earth, you may be forced to drink your urine, but
don't worry: even Kevin Costner did it.
don't worry: even Kevin Costner did it.
The cars see with sensors similar to those of a camera; so never stop moving
and look in the camera: red eyes would scare them.
and look in the camera: red eyes would scare them.
In a post-apocalyptic world everyone can have his weapons. As in America,
but without the idiot accent.
but without the idiot accent.
Some aliens can take human form. Careful who you kiss or syphilis will be
the last of your problems.
the last of your problems.
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