Pay attention to those zombies without arms, because they are the most dangerous: they can not grope like a fool and so they try to bite you immediately; it mustn’t happen.
Many viruses create mutants, but never those ones with the claws, the cigar
and sexy girls.
and sexy girls.
No more advertising: the streets will be dominated by posters of Green Peace
with the new slogan: "We told you so."
with the new slogan: "We told you so."
If trains rebelled, change frequently your base. Trains will arrive thirsty
of death, full of deadly weapons, but late.
of death, full of deadly weapons, but late.
If they have drooling mouth, triple rows of teeth and only one stomach, are
carnivores.
carnivores.
Everyone knows that the good men are on the right hand of the Father, the damned ones on his left. Thereby try to arrange yourself to start in the right place. Naturally, if you will be opposite to the Father, you should lay out to HIS right and so to your left; while, if He will appear from behind, you should arrange to your right. In any case, if He already appears from behind, it won’t be a good sign.
Yes, even if you tear-off their legs, they continue to creep: always keep an eye on the floor.
Many viruses turns immediately in zombie. Consult the section of Zombi can
be useful, but even more useful is not to be infected.
be useful, but even more useful is not to be infected.
For Hindus the end of the world will come in the form of flooding. If you
like beef, maybe you should buy a bigger canoe.
like beef, maybe you should buy a bigger canoe.
Explore around, maybe climbing a lamppost. If there isn't a lamppost use a
wall. If there isn't even the wall, perhaps you don't need to explore the
surroundings.
wall. If there isn't even the wall, perhaps you don't need to explore the
surroundings.
If they have sharp crests, red eyes like slits and curved claws, they are
dangerous.
dangerous.
Don’t force yourself to understand the concept of the Trinity. It’s wasted time, even and especially on doomsday. If an angel asks you if you understood the history of the Trinity make a reassuring nod and try not to laugh.
Some zombies eat human flesh, others not, but from your point of view doesn’t change anything.
A virus that causes mutations facilitates diagnosis: green skin? Ill. Pink
skin? Healthy.
skin? Healthy.
If the whole world has turned into a prairie scoured by shining bison,
though it may seem unlikely, pray Manitou. Augh.
though it may seem unlikely, pray Manitou. Augh.
Explore around. What do you see when you look out the window? A) A green
sky. B) A metal desert. C) What window?. D) With which head?
sky. B) A metal desert. C) What window?. D) With which head?
Always remember this sentence, it may seem meaningless but it's still useful: "forgive seventy times seven."
If the climatic upheavals accompany the opening of seals, trumpet calls and
things like that, think back to your atheism.
things like that, think back to your atheism.
Radiation will continue to haunt the planet for centuries: cross your DNA
with that of a cockroach could be a winning choice.
with that of a cockroach could be a winning choice.
Try to seduce one of them for the good of humanity, but be prepared to go
where no man has gone before.
where no man has gone before.
Do you remember that nerd classmate you have persecuted for 5 years and, victim of your oppression, then chose the seminary and became a priest? It’s time to apologize to him quickly.
Nobody has ever understood why, but the best weapon against the zombies will always be the shotgun. The gun and machine guns are for those who know how to die but will not surrender immediately.
It's enough with the ketchup, it's enough with the mayonnaise: the seasoning
of the post-infection age is vinegar of amukine.
of the post-infection age is vinegar of amukine.
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