Showing posts with label Revolt of the Machines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Revolt of the Machines. Show all posts
The robots must have some source of energy. If you do not find the plug, try
to immerse yourself in an inventor of robots: where would you put to make it
retractable?
to immerse yourself in an inventor of robots: where would you put to make it
retractable?
No, no, no. No machination behind the machines will make friends with them.
They do not have that kind of sense of humor.
They do not have that kind of sense of humor.
Do not worry about the separate collection of rubbish, it is made by the
machines. You go in the wet waste.
machines. You go in the wet waste.
The cars see with sensors similar to those of a camera; so never stop moving
and look in the camera: red eyes would scare them.
and look in the camera: red eyes would scare them.
Is there left a condom in your wallet? Do not waste it as a contraceptive in
a world where 92% of the human race has been burned as fuel, but rather use
it as a flask.
a world where 92% of the human race has been burned as fuel, but rather use
it as a flask.
Many robots dream of becoming like humans. Some are planning to do it,
dressing up your skin.
dressing up your skin.
If there isn't anything else, try to make friends with a robot who dreams of
becoming human. It may save your life if you pretend to explain the meaning
of the lyrics by April Lavigne.
becoming human. It may save your life if you pretend to explain the meaning
of the lyrics by April Lavigne.
Some super-evolved machines can take the aspect of human beings. Pray to be
you those super-evolved machines.
you those super-evolved machines.
Be careful not to get caught with a Norton Antivirus by those of resistence,
you risk lynching.
you risk lynching.
Are you looking for the Resistance? You find them in the sewers, perhaps
mutated, but always with a great desire to do party.
mutated, but always with a great desire to do party.
Many advanced machines, such as scanners and printers, can be knocked just
ordering them to do what they have been built for.
ordering them to do what they have been built for.
The machines are often vulnerable to water: between a liquidator and a gun,
choose the liquidator. Between a liquidator and a ion rocket launcher choose
anyway the ion rocket launcher.
choose the liquidator. Between a liquidator and a ion rocket launcher choose
anyway the ion rocket launcher.
Each object can be bartered with the underground resistance, with the new
rulers, or with the blond in thong who lives in the gutter in front.
rulers, or with the blond in thong who lives in the gutter in front.
If phones rebelled, find a base where there is no connection. And execute a
counterattack in New Year's Eve, when they stop working.
counterattack in New Year's Eve, when they stop working.
If trains rebelled, change frequently your base. Trains will arrive thirsty
of death, full of deadly weapons, but late.
of death, full of deadly weapons, but late.
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