Showing posts with label Alien Invasion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alien Invasion. Show all posts
No, no, no. No matter what they do in Independence Day, you can not infect
the network of an advanced alien fleet with a computer virus of the 90's.
the network of an advanced alien fleet with a computer virus of the 90's.
Do you have problems with a race of alien cannibals? Perhaps the right
solution is to eat only songino and drink only soy milk, as long as your
meat will taste like tofu.
solution is to eat only songino and drink only soy milk, as long as your
meat will taste like tofu.
Some alien races would just exterminate us because we are stupid. Show them
the opposite solving in mind Eisenberg inequalities under 13.
the opposite solving in mind Eisenberg inequalities under 13.
Often the aliens try to mingle among humans. Some do mixing inside humans.
It is very painful, hope that doesn't happen to you.
It is very painful, hope that doesn't happen to you.
Some aliens can take human form. Careful who you kiss or syphilis will be
the last of your problems.
the last of your problems.
Do you look for the resistance? You find them on the mountains, with spears
of bone, wooden houses and dressed in skins of bear. It may not sound like
much, but the aliens girls are all there.
of bone, wooden houses and dressed in skins of bear. It may not sound like
much, but the aliens girls are all there.
It is said that many aliens are vulnerable to Xaughat't Hurukagita. We have
only to understand what it is.
only to understand what it is.
Sometimes it's just a color: many aliens are allergic to purple, in fact
last year we haven't seen them around.
last year we haven't seen them around.
Get used to reason on interstellar scale: if they took the Earth, perhaps
the easiest thing would be to change the solar system.
the easiest thing would be to change the solar system.
Fleeing by car is always a solution, however, be sure to fill up before the
alien invasion.
alien invasion.
Fleeing is always a dignified option in front of a space battleship.
Helicopters and planes will be fine, just be aware there isn't also the
President of the United States on board.
Helicopters and planes will be fine, just be aware there isn't also the
President of the United States on board.
It is roumored that the Americans have wonderful bunkers. Becoming Vice
President of the United States can be useful. Not President, mind you, cause
that one always dies.
President of the United States can be useful. Not President, mind you, cause
that one always dies.
In any case, the aliens always start by the Americans and then they proceed
with Europe and the G8 to follow. There are villages in Africa where they
probably will not come anyway.
with Europe and the G8 to follow. There are villages in Africa where they
probably will not come anyway.
If the alien ships began to destroy the monuments there is a 3% chance they
had a bitch professor of art history at the high school. Cross your fingers.
had a bitch professor of art history at the high school. Cross your fingers.
If the alien ships began to destroy our monuments they may not appreciate
the pretentiousness. Or do not appreciate us.
the pretentiousness. Or do not appreciate us.
If they have fun to pulverize Earth men laughing, they didn't come in peace.
If they do it in serious way, it's the same.
If they do it in serious way, it's the same.
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