If you are out fishing and you realize that you put a hook in the mouth of Leviathan, don’t try to bring it to shore.
For safety, at carnival, why don’t you dress up as cockroaches-killer? The suit is nice, makes you slender and is completely isolated.
The Maya have provided for the end of civilization in 2012. It's ok. But if
they had been so clever to predict these things, they would keep away by the
conquistadors, or not?
they had been so clever to predict these things, they would keep away by the
conquistadors, or not?
Is there left a condom in your wallet? Do not waste it as a contraceptive in
a world where 92% of the human race has been burned as fuel, but rather use
it as a flask.
a world where 92% of the human race has been burned as fuel, but rather use
it as a flask.
Only rucksacks and bags. You are all trolley maniacs, but think when the
wheels will be covered with radioactive mud, what fun.
wheels will be covered with radioactive mud, what fun.
Do you look for the resistance? You find them on the mountains, with spears
of bone, wooden houses and dressed in skins of bear. It may not sound like
much, but the aliens girls are all there.
of bone, wooden houses and dressed in skins of bear. It may not sound like
much, but the aliens girls are all there.
The doomsday should start with four skeletons riding terrible blazing horses: they are the horsemen of the apocalypse and you must keep away. If instead of 4 they are 9, you may have run into Nazgul of “the Lord of the Rings”.
Don’t let the emaciated look fools you: those bastards have seven lives like a cat. And sometimes they are also genetically fused with the cat.
Don’t envy the healthy, exploit your supercontagious illness: do you like something that the healthy have? Touch him and will be yours!
The Ice Age can be a bother, but look at the bright side: no more warm beer.
Think again. Not little.
Think again. Not little.
Many robots dream of becoming like humans. Some are planning to do it,
dressing up your skin.
dressing up your skin.
If the first thing you do in the morning is check to see if it's morning or
evening, perhaps you should change the area.
evening, perhaps you should change the area.
It is said that many aliens are vulnerable to Xaughat't Hurukagita. We have
only to understand what it is.
only to understand what it is.
It seems that on doomsday you will come out from your graves naked or, if all is well, with genitals barely covered by white fluttering clothes. Well, even with the most beautiful specimen of the opposite sex, is strictly forbidden to have impure thoughts. If you are a woman, God will see you. If you’re a man, all will see you.
The zombies come like a river in flood, then the most important thing is to choose the right time to recharge. For example, when the first of the line bends over to pick up his eye.
After the massacre everything could happen: you may be the boss of a company with 1000 employees. And that company could have 1,000 fewer employees.
Don't rely too much on Gore-Tex and other newness: if it rains vitriol there
no technical apparel will be enough.
no technical apparel will be enough.
If there isn't anything else, try to make friends with a robot who dreams of
becoming human. It may save your life if you pretend to explain the meaning
of the lyrics by April Lavigne.
becoming human. It may save your life if you pretend to explain the meaning
of the lyrics by April Lavigne.
If you leave the house, you can meet: a) the neighbours b) none c) your new
mutant masters d) your new mutant AND cannibal masters. Your choice!
mutant masters d) your new mutant AND cannibal masters. Your choice!
Sometimes it's just a color: many aliens are allergic to purple, in fact
last year we haven't seen them around.
last year we haven't seen them around.
It seems that in Paradise you drink much coffee. If anyone offers you a coffee don’t say no: it may be St. Peter.
Well, if they are zombies, the most important thing to do is to shoot, shoot, shoot. But sooner or later in any attack comes the time of dynamite. Be ready and stay at the right distance from the charge.
Surviving will be difficult, so don’t expect the Day of Reckoning, then begin immediately to exercise. Begin to walk, from today on, towards the periphery. And don’t ever turn around.
The lack of food, escapes by the skin of your teeth and the ecosystem
similar to sauna will ensure you a perfect form.
similar to sauna will ensure you a perfect form.
Some super-evolved machines can take the aspect of human beings. Pray to be
you those super-evolved machines.
you those super-evolved machines.
Okay, they are boring, but at least in the doomsday forget the damn poets and start reading them.
Keep the shoelaces of your victims. When it comes time of dynamite they are perfect as fuse.
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